They’re hot, they’re wickedly funny, they’re definitely in the… spirit of things for this particular holiday night. If you’re looking for a little heated haunting for your grown-up Halloween eve, forget about sugar-fueled energy, use these little text messages to scare something sexy up instead.
Sext messages aren’t meant to be subtle. In fact, the more blatant you can be, the better. Sometimes you can ask a question (see numbers 1 and 2 below) that might spark a flurry of spicy, sexy messages, but more often you want to toss out a sweet, hot little fireball and see what kind of fire you can light. These particular gems are intended to instantly bring a wicked grin to her face, and deliver an erotic power hit straight to his groin.
Send him a sext message from work well before you get home, knowing your sexy message will be throbbing in his… head all day and he’ll hardly be able to wait to see you. Send her one right before the Halloween party, letting her know precisely what shivery, sexy plans you have for later.
Don’t forget! Plan ahead and make the fantasy you’re suggesting come true. A pair of vampire teeth left suggestively on her desk will go nicely with number 3 below (or a silky black scarf in his briefcase for number 8), and if you send number 6, be sure and have that frosting ready and waiting!
- ur zombie queen is hungry. what will u feed her?
- something wicked will come 2 night. r u wicked?
- 2nite i will bite whatever you leave exposed
- my jack-u-lantern needs a candle
- bob 4 my apples 2nite. no hands
- if I frost it, will u lick it?
- i’m waiting 4 something big n hard. not a pumpkin.
- i’m tied up 2 nite. u should come soon.
- show me something 2 make me shiver
- dear werewolf: i want to put my hand on ur change
- make me moan 2nite
- it’s skeleton nite, bring ur bone
- u will get the best piece at my house
Happy Smokin’ Hot Halloween!